Mercy. Where do I start. First of all, if you have any preconceived notions or ideas “it can’t be that bad”… think again. Now if you’re a lover of the smell of cat piss (literally knock you off your feet), pubes on the floor / bed, blood on the walls, cockroaches, sheets that most definitely have not been washed, black mold covering the shower and pillows that were stuffed with balled up fists of Cotten balls…. THIS HOTEL is your Ritz. Not my families cup of tea however. That said, we spent around 7 minutes too long discovering all these treasures! It was late and even after my wife and I pondered “we can do it just ONE night”, ultimately the fear of contracting staph or something of the sort smacked us back to our senses. We lugged all our suitcases back down the oddly sized statues to our rental car and transferred to the Comfort Inn up the road (which in retrospect was absolutely delightful). Look, I get things get busy. I understand being overbooked, but this place was absolutely empty and a complete nightmare. If the apocalypse occurs and it’s the last resort, I would still question whether or not to shelter here. The fallout might be a better option.