the room felt every bit of a second rate hotel room that was tucked behind a casino rather than cottage that was somewhat secluded.
The room was overwhelming in amount of cleaner used to obviously mask something wrong in the room.
Also, unlike your competitors, the room looked like something that had not been upgraded in a couple of decades. In particular, the benefit of having two sleeping chambers was completely offset by the fact that if you closed the door for privacy you also guaranteed that the person in the primary bedroom would freeze from a complete lack of heat. Even the lodging in the midst of the outback had a simple portable space heater ($20 item) to alleviate such a circumstance.
And to top it off, the recommendation to deal with the nonexistent wifi was to connect in the lobby and then carry your computer back to your room hoping it would stay connected.