"So let’s talk about WoodSpring Suites Pensacola West or should I say survival training facility with a front desk.😂
From the outside? Honestly, not bad. I pulled up thinking, Okayyyy, this might actually be a hidden gem. Then I opened the room door and immediately felt like I time-traveled back to 2007. The room wasn’t terrible just lightly seasoned by history.
Now let’s discuss the bed. Every time I moved, that thing sounded like it was filing a workers comp claim. I rolled over once and the frame screamed louder than my kids at Disney. I’m pretty sure the people upstairs knew every time I adjusted my pillow.
Bathroom amenities? Let’s just say they believe in minimalism. One tiny round soap bar that looked like it came from a dollhouse starter kit, 3 towels, and two microscopic shampoo/body wash bottles. I’m 6’2”after one shower those little bottles looked at me and said, That’s all you get big fella. Had to make an emergency Walgreens run just to feel human again.
The TV had about 30 channels, all apparently selected by someone’s retired uncle. No movie channels. No excitement. I spent more time reading the microwave instructions than watching television.
Would I stay again? Maybe… but next time I’m bringing my own towel, shampoo, body wash, snacks, entertainment system, emotional support pillow, and possibly a carpenter to tighten the bed frame.
Overall review:
If you just need a place to sleep and don’t mind a little adventure, go for it. But pack like you’re going campi"
