10/10
Absolutely! Hereâs a lighthearted and funny hotel review for an excellent two-night stay:
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âââââ âCame for the towels, stayed for the emotional healingâ
Let me start by saying this: I came in a sleep-deprived goblin with caffeine in one hand and emotional baggage in the other. I left feeling like Iâd just done a silent retreat at a five-star spa hosted by angels in business casual.
The bed? So comfortable I had a mild panic attack thinking Iâd died and gone to heaven. The pillows cradled my head like theyâd been personally fluffed by Oprah. The sheets were so soft, I considered checking the laundry tags for âunicorn fur.â
The staff were friendlier than my momâs book club after two glasses of wine. They greeted me like I was a long-lost royal heir finally returning to claim the continental breakfast.
Speaking of whichâthe breakfast. Iâm not saying it changed my life, but I did make eye contact with a croissant that gave me closure on a past relationship. The waffle station had me rethinking my career path. I could live here. I should live here.
Even the hotel gym was nice enough to look at while I walked briskly past it to get snacks from the lobby.
10/10. Would fake a stressful week again just for another two nights of pure enjoyment.
Jennifer
SĂ©jour entre amis de 2Â nuits